Chocolate torte update

There is no chocolate matter in the house that interests me. I have just eaten a banana. We also have apples. Revolution!

Ps. Please don't be scared off by the chocolate torte that tastes of meat. This is purely a subjective opinion, and I am quite sure that there are Trader Joe's afficionados out there who understand the chocolate torte aesthetic better than I ever could. If so, then write. Time is ticking on...

Pps. Heather, I know you want this cake. It is yours. Email me about it if you need to be discreet.